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i yelled i know the entire alphabet And we laughed and laughed well exept this one guy

I was drinking a margarita and the waitress screamed "Does anyone know cpr does"

You look great

Well I would happily drive 2hrs and 9 mins just to get those in my mouth. Hah.

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Omg wow you sexy fucker.

You look pretty.

Yeah rite, I’ve herd that before.

Yeah good luck in here. You’ll get message raped hah! Welcome tho.

Welcome back

Hah I am beautiful inside and out. An unfunny beautiful person tho but we all have faults.

Well at least I’ve got the looks and don’t look ugly like you

hi, I’ve got a problem on here. To many penises.

Fucking lovely.

you are pretty. You Look great.

I dunno I’m not a tv

Haha! This is so funny to read.

Congratulations. Hope all goes well with the birth.

Any girls want to come up to the moon. It’s fucking boring up here. At least I’ll have someone to argue with.

Oh I went pie land. Was good. Bought a t-shirt from there. I climbed the highest pie. 5 days it took me. Had to eat it just to get down. Now I’m fat. True story.