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Always loved a fruitcake.

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Up your left nostril....just wanna see if it comes out yer ears..:)

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Dropped coffee jar....#**#

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1....nipple sweetspot.tehe

Ill keep up the good work if you do. Well done dude. Creative. 9

Me, id have you round for tea an scones and hand you some new lingerie znd heels, lol. Then hope.lolol

Megs hun, you make me want to...well.. wont go there but been edging all day, lol Ravishable hun.x 10

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Did the fandango in the kitchen, street cred intact, lol

Muchos gracias amigo. Stopped hopping around like a wounded frog now, lol

Uno ; 1. More choc sauce

Just banged my op scar....yess...you guessed it....very loudly. Several times in fact whilst making faces like The Grinch with a cucumber up his arse.

* i know you know, chef whispers, lol. Asses milk...honey...dont forget hehe