LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
And it's cool, I give that same kind of shit out regularly, so therefore it makes sense to take it, especially since I legitimately had a good long giggle over that once I saw it. In case the question was half serious no it's like a velvet patch and I'm not a massive...
The thing is on the previous sites before the UKChat network, you had a choice whether to verify your profile or not. There were many members who were unverified, but everyone knew they were real whether through video or voice chat and those who weren't huge fans of camming, but verified...
Because you are? The first picture you posted of yourself had a two-pin Euro socket despite as you said - the clue being in the name - "YorkshireSlut", which we don't use. Also who prepares GIFs of themselves beforehand lol.
If it really is you then, seeing as how you're so willing to share you...