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He lives in the bathtub. And supposedly keeps the moths in check. I haven't the heart to remove him again after chasing him out of the living room and lavatory

Proof of life. Now pay the ransom. ( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'°☆

I don't want to go to the place and do the thing that I'm supposed to do in the place that I don't want to go to....

@crank99 Who is most likely to have garlic breath?

@chilledo Who is most likely to go out in some form of period costume?

Ah, you see...and this sadly is the downfall. All those needless calories. I recommend switching to the facial, tits and spit method....I know I know...seems like a waste but think of the good it will do for your waist. ;)

I don't think you need more exercise. You need to cut calories. I recommend"Firefly's Blow Job Diet". Every time you think of putting food in your mouth you put one of these many helpful cocks in instead. I recommend keeping a cock on hand at all times for the first two weeks or so. No...

I had a dream in a dream in a dream about you. I dreamt. It was early in the morning, sunlight and a cool breeze coming in the window and tickling my bare skin. I felt lovely and alone in my bed and started to play with myself, feeling intensely aroused, you drifted into my mind. So I decided...

nettle tea

Does it need playing?

Would you prefer chain link or ball?

How about in the naughty chains? ;)

How about in the naughty chains?

Too hot！ even my tits have melted #Bestdayoftheweek

Why is everyone answering the question？

Is that what you consider sexy？

@Justme Who is most likely to be playing with ice cubes?

Me too. ❤️

@Walks Who is most likely to graffiti your post?