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Yes they both have balls Do you like nudists

Granted you're now a basketball I wish for a cuppa

Nor sure that's my thing Do you like peeking through your curtains

Granted but you'd be a squib I wish for more wishes

Yes every time Do you prefer politics

Granted but the solution to mankind's problems is buried in a box deep in the mariana trench I wish I could fly a dragon

Poor thing he needs all the help he can get Do you think you would date the ugly duckling

God no Do you like oral

Pow pow pow Do u like sex

Granted but now trumps back as president I wish I had a donut

Only when I'm being pegged Do you have long hair

No I'm not that old Do you know what a box is for

Yes I've been using nsa satellites and my calculators on my phone Do you know where you put you're youth

No Do you like to waltz down the aisles at supermarkets

Can't say that I do Do you like bananas

Granted you can only shapeshift into really fugly people I wish I could be ruler of my own castle

Granted you go visit a brothel in victorian London and contract syphilis, worse still your next visit you sleep with you future mother I wish that I had an unlimited supply of beer

Well you can ask I mean weird people like that will pay money for stuff like that it's probs gonna be crusty by the end of the day tho lol

Granted but you can only hear the carnal thoughts of your relatives I wish I could walk on water

I'd like to be an author so probs Terry pratchett Do you have an odd fetish