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Haha well if you wanna make some money lol

Wow minxy you don't half attract the odd balls

No I don't have any tramp stamps or postage stamps Do you wish you could sleep with your celebrity crush

Granted but she has ultimate power to strike you down I wish I was well endowed

Granted instead you have one giant testicle which is so large it drags along the ground when you walk anywhere I wish I had a tonne of money

Granted but you're the janitor I wish I could escape to a deserted island with my favourite porn stars ( Nina heartley and sinn sage)

Teeth face wank sleep Do you wish you could change one thing about yourself

There you go just to make you happy

Yes what's the matter

Granted but you get all the used sticky porn mags I wish I could be a porn star

I try to have a good release once a day do you masturbate more than once during the day

That's a cool tattoo on her back

Granted but she's a corpse for 22 hrs of the day I wish I had super powers

Granted but each time you participate you will receive an increasing dose of electricity I wish I had my own hareem of woman

Once or twice Do you ever masturbate at work

Granted but when it delivers itself to you it always spills it on your lap I wish I could turn invisible

I love reading filthy books

Granted but the tea is made constantly with used tea bags I wish I could spend the day as a woman

I dunno how men can fake that Whats the oddest thing that's happened during sex to you

Not really some we're great in bed but others not so much Would you sleep with an ex