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In the pool Saltwater or fresh?

Wait you can't even see my bathtub spider in that pic...how did you know about the spider?

He lives in the bathtub. And supposedly keeps the moths in check. I haven't the heart to remove him again after chasing him out of the living room and lavatory

Proof of life. Now pay the ransom. ( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'°☆

I don't want to go to the place and do the thing that I'm supposed to do in the place that I don't want to go to....

@crank99 Who is most likely to have garlic breath?

@chilledo Who is most likely to go out in some form of period costume?

Ah, you see...and this sadly is the downfall. All those needless calories. I recommend switching to the facial, tits and spit method....I know I know...seems like a waste but think of the good it will do for your waist. ;)

I don't think you need more exercise. You need to cut calories. I recommend"Firefly's Blow Job Diet". Every time you think of putting food in your mouth you put one of these many helpful cocks in instead. I recommend keeping a cock on hand at all times for the first two weeks or so. No...

I had a dream in a dream in a dream about you. I dreamt. It was early in the morning, sunlight and a cool breeze coming in the window and tickling my bare skin. I felt lovely and alone in my bed and started to play with myself, feeling intensely aroused, you drifted into my mind. So I decided...

nettle tea

Does it need playing?

Would you prefer chain link or ball?

How about in the naughty chains? ;)

How about in the naughty chains?

Too hot！ even my tits have melted #Bestdayoftheweek

Why is everyone answering the question？

Is that what you consider sexy？

@Justme Who is most likely to be playing with ice cubes?