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...and where would you have me start ......

Can I have you on speed dial, call it a motivational tool.....? X

Indeed!!!

You could wear me as a brooch, a hat, a face mask, leg warmers, a merkin.......anywhere really, I'm a very versatile accessory x

The perfect egg cups don't exist...or.......

A good airing is always a good idea

"Think I need a shave, fellas?"

Absolutely, not too far. DM me and we'll set it up x

Would look even better wearing me.....

A pint of baby oil, several pints of water, a towel, a few bananas (for energy) and a good dose of geronimo.......

Lovely x

Hi Sarah, Howie from the West Mids....lovely manners, old school gent. Single and looking for a FWB if you're interested is love to know more. Let me know if you do. X

Beautiful ❤️

Id have a go, is there a "pot" I can throw my hat into? ☺️....nice

Well now that does look a lot more comfy x

Absolutely gorgeous would love to hear from you if you are after company x

Well that sounds just lovely however that photo makes it look as if you're uncomfortable! X

Well I can't imagine it's comfy!

Afternoon