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    Count down and show some skin!

    Fuck, that’s helluva sexy 8… made me instantly rock hard. 7
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    How did people lose their virginity?

    I lost my virginity in the vacuum cleaner accessories department where I worked.
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    Count down and show some skin!

    Such an erotic way of putting on your shoes Wifey.
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    Do you...

    Is it not considered a crime to have a big weapon in public?
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    4 letter (change 1 letter)

    Kale
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    Questions?

    Are you talking to me?
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    Wife's best friend

    Does she have red hair, bluey- green eyes, and pouty quivering lips?
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    4 letter (change 1 letter)

    Sole
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    4 letter (change 1 letter)

    Slob
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    Questions?

    That’s where I always keep it isn’t it?
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    Do you...

    I have to be honest slimguy666 yes unless you are a secret sexy sizzler?
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    Questions?

    Where the fuck is my acorn?
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    Do you...

    Do you mean me?
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    Outfit

    I try and persuade her to dress up like the woman next door, but she gets a bit uppity when I ask.
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    Outfit

    Boots always does the trick.
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    Questions?

    When you lusted after me?
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    Do you...

    No, you’ll want to show me your etchings next! Garage sex or garden shed antics?
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    Do you...

    Yes, condoms. Ribbed for extra sensation or strawberry flavour for a tasty mouthful?
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    Questions?

    I can show you the back way if you want?
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    Stockings can't be beaten for tease factor... can they?

    For fuck sake… I think I am in lust!
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