Well, I'm not lucky enough for it to have happened to me. Just going to claim it doesn't happen as much to blokes and move on (seriously @IncognitoSCN, 2!) Happened to a friend of mine just walking up a hill. She had an asthma attack, leant against a lamp post to catch her breath, and someone...
I often like to be clothed while she's nude - usually for a power dynamic. But I do enjoy exercising naked while she watches. Which often turns into that.
Exploring kinks is definitely about compromise - I'm willing to explore and try new things of she is! Feet are definitely not for me, but massage is. I probably wouldn't go for the toe sucking, for example (sorry!), but I would probably compromise by going for a deep foot massage with oil.
I'd have you hand me the remote to a vibrator deep inside. Meet me at the bar, in a nice little black dress, with nothing underneath to hide how wet you will get from how mercilessly I'll use that remote. How I'll make your high heels rake over the bar stool as you try to stop yourself from...
Hypothetically? No. I'm just not sure I'd be able to look past the transactional nature of it to actually have fun.
Definitely couldn't pay for it, I wouldn't really enjoy myself if the experience were just for my benefit.
Being payed, though? Tougher question. Not sure I'm pretty enough. Or...
So glad you didn't put 'sheep' for Plaid. The 'gwlad, gwlad' bit of Mae Hen Wlad Fy'n Hadain would definitely get very interesting during orgasm. Is Sinn Féin the same but Irish and with Amhrain na bHiann?