This isn't that weird! Always found smoking sexy. I've enjoyed being licked and sucked while I smoked a cigar and slowly enjoyed a good whiskey, before now. Would love to have a partner nude and tied up, deliciously uncomfortable, while I smoke, and run an ice cube over her.
Fairly certain the OP is into this. Why log into a UK site otherwise? Probably masturbating furiously about using homophobic slurs. Not for me to kink shame, but reporting said slurs.
False - as anyone that has pmed me can tell you. Or not. But I suppose it would have been more fun to let one of our exhibitionists answer this?
TNP has an unspoken crush on another member here.
See, I'd've said no from experience, but it should. At the very least, the menthol should cause it to tingle.
Your commitment to science is commendable. I wonder if I should start a similar 'licked after listerine' project. For science.
If it makes you happy, and you're in control of your giving of control, then there's nothing wrong with that at all.
I've had a fair range of sub partners, from brats to the completely obedient. I have my preferences, and like the variety, but ownership and having my partner give themself to me...