I'm 35 now, I was a semi pro bmxer, lost the V's at 17 and didn't have sex for about 7/8 years after that. Then had sex every now and then since. Sometimes every now and then, then sometimes a year apart. As I've never had a girlfriend to have sex with I generally only get booty calls every now...
If you've been a naughty girl perhaps you should also receive 100 lashings of the tongue on the clit and a strong finger tickling the g spot for good measure ;)