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@Juxtaposed stupidly good looking and a full frontal just for fun (It'sstill Wednesdaysomewhere, right)

@n0racle Who is most likely to wake before the alarm?

OMG yes!

i feel like that could happen...i have an intelligent looking pen at least

Psychologists suggest women are more judgemental. (According to this meme....I'm 99%certain that this is fake, but it made me giggle because it kind of rings true...women are vicious...mean attractiveness rating of 2...(　＾ω＾) So what we perceive as lying might just be differences in...

This one reads much better than the others. The narrator is more believable, I think, recounting his first-person experience rather than trying to tell the third person story, like the mate's story or the wife's experience with the lodger. You are a talented writer. I enjoy your storytelling...

That's not how it works, friend.

Miles high...

Recently had cause to step out.

Fuck studying. Come bug me.

no tea for me. right hand or left hand

Sorry not a fan of Pink or Floyd. I think that the Intrigueing man is about.

@TimeLordNick :) Who is most likely to ask ChatGPT for a date?

feels illegal to me. somehow...it isn't... Your solidarity is honourable. Even though your loved one is not getting the care they should be from the NHS, the care you give them is precious. I hope that surgery is successful, recovery joyful, and life continues to bless you with time to create...

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@GentlemanJack Who is most likely to have a flight this week?

Truly. Madly. Deeply horrid.

Parkinson's

Aphrodisiac of choice. I can't deny oysters, even though I fucking hate the slimy fuckers. Also fugu, pufferfish. Ginko nuts and figs are pleasant ones.