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Getting train or event tickets free because you're with your disabled friend, even though you would both still be going anyway even if they weren't wheelchair-bound.

Headaches.... that would be @bigtip Who is most likely to take the elevator?

I smell a trap

the toothfairy (lying to children to bring them joy)

Staying in a roundabout

Gray coffee Eew...sounds terrible :p

At a supermarket? False. TNP gets aroused at funerals

October 4th is only the best day of the year! Well chosen. So excited for the big day ....and the bigger louder night ;)

https://ukchat.co.uk/forum/threads/chat-rooms-continually-getting-disconnected-3409.58473/ Have a read of this thread...might help ya deal with the ghost image/ "3409 disconnected" problem some people struggle with

Had a great date, met an amazing woman...photographed our genitals together, posted them on the internet. Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Wishing you the best of luck.

False. TNP has stolen someone's Tshirt

@shortgirl epic! epic question! I think you may have stumbled on the question of our time. I think you may have finally discovered the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. Epic. Simple. Beautiful. Profound. When does a pussy become a cunt? <3

Receiving a "busy?" message from my favorite engineer... just as I started rubbing tiger balm all over every pain in my Rugby exhausted body... No I'm not busy but fuck me, I'm not touching myself anytime soon. fucking tiger balm.

Prefer they were women, but what can I say the Auntie urge is strong with this one. TNP gets triggered easily

Art with a heartbeat. Breathtaking ❤