Father Murphy was a priest in a very poor parish. He asked for suggestions as to how to raise money for his church. He was told that horse owners always made money.
So he went to a horse auction but made a very poor buy, as the animal he bought turned out to be a donkey.
However, he thought he...
Spam's OK, didn't know you could still get it, was almost a delight immediately post-rationing. Grease not so fond of.
Do you think alliteratiom always accrues acceptable ambivalence?