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Love to see someone wearing that on our local beach.

I'd like to see you covered in Blackforest Gateau

And why is that?

Three mice in a bar, bragging how tough they are First mouse says "I'm so tough i can smash mouse traps to bits for fun!" and downs a shot of whisky Second mouse says "That's nothing, i can smash traps, grind the poison to powder and snort it for fun" and downs a shot of whisky Third mouse...

Heaven must be empty without an angel like you in it.

Should try an even closer shave for an even better hardon, :eek::eek::rolleyes:

Bloke walks into a bar with a crocodile, "You cant bring that in here!" says the Barman "Why not? "replies the Bloke "It does tricks..." Barman says "Go on then, show me!" the bloke unzips his trousers and puts his dick in the Crocs mouth then proceeds to hit the Croc hard over the head with a...

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At bingo...:cool:

Why do snowmen like to look at Carrots? So they can pick their nose

As long as she didnt fart into it too, I'd still pick at the edges

get rid of 5 and 500 appear, just like zombies/orcs in movies. :mad: I keep reporting them too. Its an uphill battle but maybe eventually in the distant future when no real people are using the site anymore Admin may do something about it before its too late. I wont hold my breath though.

Peeling wallpaper... just got to pull it:eek:

Eric bumps into an old friend in the street, "Blimey you've lost a lot of weight Mick!. Last time i saw you you were 40 stone" he says "Yeah but all my skins sagging down round my ankles" says Mick "What you want to do is get a hat, pull all the loose skin up and tie it into a knot under the...

Yes. Well, its a hobby:rolleyes:

Nude beach at Morfa Dyffryn

Trail of the Lonesome Pine by Laurel & Hardy was my first vynil record. Still got it even tho no record player to play it.

Its Sunday. Everyones at church

Magician on a cruise ship doing his act. A Parrot is watching him closely. Eventually after a few days it starts squawking to the audience saying which hat, sleeve or pockets all the doves, rabbits flowers and hankys are all coming from. Then the ship explodes and just the magician and the...