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Bloke goes into a pub with his pet monkey and orders a pint While hes drinking it the monkey runs round, eating anything it can grab, nuts and crisps off the bar, wallets, peoples lunches etc even a billiard ball. Barman says 'Did you see that? Your monkeys eating everything.. even one if my...

Its not so bad. Gets boring when they all say the same thing theyd like to do though

Wish i had a penny for every Bot ive reported.

Personally, as a Bi male i prefer men, and women to be shaved or trimmed. Really don't like something thats buried in hair resembling wire wool

A builder gets back to the B&B near where hes working, covered in muck, mud and dust. The landlady meets him at the door.. "Im glad your home theres a bulb gone in the drawing room. Can you change it?" she says "Sure" says builder, and starts climbing on top of the expensive and beautifully...

Real here too. Not sure about the world outside though.

No ive got all the numbers i need.

Usually the ones with 3 to 5 pictures in the first post, and/or some sort of contact email, snapchat, kik etc wanting guys to contact them direct. and usually don't post on the thread again. Easy to spot.

You could borrow my plunger anytime

Two old dears sat on the beach A Streaker ran past them and one had a stroke The other one couldn't reach

Ooohh a Big Ten Inch:rolleyes:

My biggest fantasy is winning the lottery.

Great idea! Live Long And Prosper

Gigabyte

Two doctors walking through a park A blonde jumps out of a tree, flapping her arms and squawking, landing flat on her face in the grass. Doctor says to the other "Looks like a bad case of Bird flu"

Not when its on a Ferry, with tin foil for walls and you can't sleep as it is from the noise of drunks passing the door, engine noise, aircon rattling away and your partner snoring in the top bunk.

I've on!y ever had divans

Q: What is the female equivalent of man flu? A: Bird flu

Nude Nuns with Big Guns.. great movie

That would be next after the Gateaux:)