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Haha, oh it definitely would be

I'm prepared to break social distancing rules on this occasion lol. Come for a holiday ;)

As long as other things are acceptable, you may have your blanket :p

Not if you know where to look lol

Not a problem. I’m off work on full pay, how do you feel about isolating by the beach? Lol ;)

They should never be isolated alone.

That's just about the shittest rope work I've ever seen

Mine is definitely me

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Recycling is now becoming an issue. Wow I need to go back to work

Now come here and prove it to me, in a very personal way ;)

Older cuts it.

I'm going for "With a raging nymphomaniac who loves 90's music and the complete lovehoney catalogue" at this point

Why men's specifically? lol

There aren't enough priests left, Melly. Every time I talk to one they have a heart attack. Every time you talk to one, they have a stroke lol

I just looked up and noticed my kitchen skylights are dirty. I feel the need to get on the roof and clean them now, which I know is unreasonable lol. What sets you off?

Wet and bloody windy outside. I need a bed warmer!

I'm willing to give it a try :) x