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    Do you...

    Badminton… love the game. Do you love to have sex after a good game of badminton?
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    First Thing You Think Of

    Guitar
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    First Thing You Think Of

    Paddle
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    First Thing You Think Of

    Butt
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    Do you...

    Yes I do. Do you like to eat whilst naked?
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    looking for 8 half inch plus and girth for wife

    Fuck off… I ain’t folding mine in half for anyone
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    First Thing You Think Of

    Boxing
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    First Thing You Think Of

    Afternoons of pleasure
  9. V

    First Thing You Think Of

    Fuck buddy
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    Nice dumb patch

    Well, if that was from this morning… then you must be about read for another big load.
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    First Thing You Think Of

    Hook ups
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    First Thing You Think Of

    Spam
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    Me like this

    Well, firstly Lorraine, I would want to see your tits dangling… and obviously I would have to give you slut nipples a little pleasure and pain as you dangle, trussed and bound from the ceiling… and of course, I would be sorely tempted to slip a butt-plug into that unprotected arse… a nice big...
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    The roleplay album

    Oi… git orf moi land.
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    True or False

    False… just naughty thoughts and a ploughman’s lunch at a nice pub out in the sticks. TNP enjoys a bowl of fruit and a bottle of wine in bed on Sunday afternoon with a sex partner.
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    True or False

    False… black coffee. TNP is thinking naughty thoughts most of the weekend.
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    Cum in my hair

    It’s better to cum on hair rather than cumming on a hare - that’s completely wrong… plus it’s hard chasing after them to off load your load, so to speak.
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    Cum in my hair

    Is your boyfriend a parrot because it looks like birdshit to me.
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    Rate My Ass

    It’s a very nice arse if I am being honest… it’s splendid - nice cheeks on each side of what I am sure is a delightful anus. Great work… well done madam.
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    Music game

    Sham 69
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