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Jane loves to please?

Yes, lust, love and passion - the perfect three. Do you you fight your inner passion, inner lust and inner love?

Yes… and lust at first sight too. Do you like lust?

I prefer my bacon floppy. Beans or tinned tomatoes?

I lost my virginity whilst doing my paper round.

Yes, normally… but Friday and Saturday nights can affect things. Does that make sense?

No… have you ever seen my wife?

Starter… dessert cums later. Do you swallow dessert or allow someone else to have it?

I have a big horn… but I can’t play it, bug women seem to like blowing it.

I have to confess that I don’t find pixilated ladies too attractive

No socks… any fucker who wears socks in bed is an uncouth cunt. Not many questions upset me but this one has angered me enormously. Soft cute kisses or wild, wanton tongue attacks?

Why old house has a gay ghost… it used to put the willies up me. Have you ever bought an Elton John record on eGay?

Is pineapple flammable?

The body of a sex maniac - I would welcome her getting all manic with me. Let’s make it happen.

Splendid show of cleavage… bravo - well done granny

Do you think it’s okay if you have to ask?

Rock. Do you prefer the rock chick look or the Celine Dion MOR look?

Mmmmm is such an interesting and unusual name… her parents obviously wanted an easy name to spell. Both gorgeous though…. Love from Vvvvvv.

Always the car… love driving to a raunchy rendezvous - it’s like having a second gear stick. Music or a podcast on your journey?

… maybe we could have sex in a tractor.