Because I'd make you keep walking as I used that strap on you. If there's a convenient tree branch i might cuff you to it.If I got tired I'd make you kneel on all fours and sit on you like a park bench and swat that arse if you move on me.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with your looks. You are good enough to get me hard and just after you. Fuck you any day of the week and twice on Sunday if you are in that skirt.