We don't lie. We see a different part of you. What you see in us is a mystery. Basically, the more sexy you feel, the sexier we see you. Feel sexy. We'll all wanna fuck you ;)
... So.... guys, men. After a breakup, DO NOT have two sex workers round your place. Go to the gym, do paintball, anything else. It will cost you about 1k and half your shit WILL get stolen... and girls, I have no advice for you. But you can't be as stupid as us.