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Velvet

Repeat

Slut

Olde

Usually

Anal...ysis

Orange noodles

Much like vaginas, and arseholes, you don't look at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire. What makes a dick, or pussy, stand out is the user x x

Much like vaginas, and arseholes, you don't look at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire. What makes a dick, or pussy, stand out is the user x x

Like women with small tits, guys tend to over compensate. Eager to please. Take a small guy as a blessing

Its more of an inhibitor

With enough beer, yes ;)

Nothing relaxing about those... provocative if anything x x

Unfortunately, there's no cure ;)

L'Oréal - because you f***ing need it, love.

Well put. And on that... affirmation seeking behaviour generally accompanies thoughs who didn't receive it in childhood... of which we are all guilty of seeking. So, next time a partner, or someone who cares about your opinion, asks for such, give it to them. It means more to them than it costs...

Men who work at Morrisons

Men who work at Morrisons

Maypole

Very f***able x