Search results

Why old house has a gay ghost… it used to put the willies up me. Have you ever bought an Elton John record on eGay?

Is pineapple flammable?

The body of a sex maniac - I would welcome her getting all manic with me. Let’s make it happen.

Splendid show of cleavage… bravo - well done granny

Do you think it’s okay if you have to ask?

Rock. Do you prefer the rock chick look or the Celine Dion MOR look?

Mmmmm is such an interesting and unusual name… her parents obviously wanted an easy name to spell. Both gorgeous though…. Love from Vvvvvv.

Always the car… love driving to a raunchy rendezvous - it’s like having a second gear stick. Music or a podcast on your journey?

… maybe we could have sex in a tractor.

Yes, as it turns out she wasn’t as chatty as she claimed to be.

I also meant to say that the stocking clad legs are ultra-hot. Absolutely wantonly sexy.

I am delighted that you asked that… a wonderful question- Yes… absolutely yes… very easily pleased. Do you prefer a foul mouth in the bedroom or a quiet dormouse type squeaky lover?

An old girlfriend of mine was sexually deranged when she was on her period… by the end of a season I looked like an extra from Nightmare on Elm Street!

Hey, I’ll have plenty for you Tiny… enough to fill a cocktail glass… well, enough to fill two if it’s happy hour? x

Hey Tiny… where’s my invite? I am ready, willing and eagerly able to please… x

Some guys have all the luck.

I definitely suspect that it would be deliciously better if you do it for me, thank you very much… and it’s ready and waiting for your expert hands. Being stroked to completion standing up or laying down?

Love crumpet. Do you prefer an angelic flower or a wantonly sinful sluttish sex nymph?

I can spurt cum like a malfunctioning McDonalds milkshake dispensing machine… bring a towel Angel.

I am actually a bit of a saint…but would happily get sinful with you … x