Ha! Glad it’s not just me then?
I’ve yet to find any Brit porn that didn’t sound like it was dubbed by the Wurzzles. I find myself waiting for someone to shout “jump on my tractor!”
My dear, we are really going to have to something about this... you want sex... and I really want to give it to you! In every which way...
We may not be able to safely meet with all of this lockdown business, but I’m sure we can have fun somehow x
That’s brilliant! There’s no way I would have been able to keep a straight face.
Makes you wonder if the bank employees had a side line.... maybe that’s how you really negotiate a better savings rate?
British accents funnily enough! Not that I have anything against them - anywhere else - film, tv, radio or real life I really like the variety of all the regional dialects (I have a soft spot for Scottish)
But, in porn somehow British accents always sound so fake... maybe it’s just bad acting?
Ahh Spanking I love it! That crisp Smack! As contact is made. The heat and tingling if it’s skin on skin.
Love your photos dear! And would be happy to talk and play more around spanking if you like?
you look stunning! And congratulations!
wifey is pregnant with number 2 right now... she’s only got 4 weeks left, we think he’s coming early.
Hope you enjoy all that’s to come, you’ll be great!
Did I mention you’re super sexy?
My wife is pregnant right now, her sex drive is through the roof, and she likes a lot of fun normally. She’s in the final weeks now and he’s a big bump so it’s getting uncomfortable for her to have my cock deep inside, but she’s going wild when I finger and lick her pussy, she said it’s...
Oh my scarlet. You just made my morning bath even steamier. Love bright red bra and your breasts tantalisingly exposed. Mmm can I have you for breakfast?
Well hello horny couple! I’m interested in chatting, sharing pictures and being playful. I’ve played with horny couples before, I can be respectful where needed, and down right dirty where desired... I’ve comfortable playing on KIK or similar if that’s your ideal playground? I’lll send...