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Will be right over

Damn girl. Stay right there for me ok? :p

Easter

*everywhere

?? At least crop out the xvideos watermark or something o.0

Absolutely perfect :) Thanks for sharing

Probably, but not your sleep time. Do you think they know it's Christmas?

Please remember gentlemen that should you encounter a lesbian in the wild it is your manly duty to alert your fellow alphas to it's presence. Turn on your caps lock key and type the following: "LESBIAN! YOU ARE A DIRTY FRIGID LESBIAN!". This will make you seem heroic to the males present, and...

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Well thats news to me o.0

Two cats had a swimming race. The first cat was called OneTwoThree, the second UnDeuxTrois. Which cat won the race? OneTwoThree, because UnDeuxTrois cat sank.

Stubbing my toe against the corner of the sofa

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It's not so much the recollections as the events themselves I'd like to get rid of. Do you want to build a snowman?

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You'd have to be more specific Do you remember Daz from Eurovision?

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