She ever tried a pint glass bottom end first obviously and shine a light inside then she arches over so you can fill it with beer then drink out of her? Don't forget to put a little umbrella and a straw for 2. So she can have a sip too lol
What a thrill tho! The risk of being caught often speeds up the release unless the boss is likely to catch you then I think it's like trying to get it on with the spouse when you're not sure if the kids are asleep and may burst into the room! Haha
I think perhaps she's misunderstood the golfing terminology of a hole in one! Or her balls are too big she needs lube to sink them in on the putting green and the condoms may have been used to cover the heads of her drivers and the knickers? Well who's never been caught short on a round? Lol
I can't say the things that perhaps I could purely because I have been fortunate to learn more about you to respect you regardless of your shagability factors! Lol xx