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Yes, occasionally when it was my own accident, lol. What's the fastest you've been in/on a vehicle you were controlling yourself?

Yes, was just chatting to somebody only yesterday about that. Do you think that whoever invented digital cameras realised how much they would revolutionise DIY porn?

Beautiful.

Definitely the memories. Do you often wish you could turn back the clock?

I'm not a foodie, so it's not a question i've ever considered. I'm happy with a pizza and ice cream at Pizza Hut, lol. The times I've most enjoyed food have been when on holiday in Menorca and Lanzarote, so I guess I'd have my restaurant there, plenty of fresh seafood (cod, tuna, swordfish etc)...

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I answered your question, then i answered your subsequent question. :D

I don't think that, I know it, because numerous women have told me so (and from my time on a swingers' site, when i was last single). You may not care about size (and that's an opinion that you're perfectly entitled to), but in that respect you certainly don't speak for all women.

First read LOTR when I was about 12, last time I read it was a good few years ago now.

The LOTR films were good, the Hobbit films pretty shit.

Carry on. She's welcome to get her strapon out too, if she wants to. ;)

Absolutely.

Many women care about size. You may not (and that's your prerogative), but plenty do.

Yes, definitely. All of those, and more, i like a woman to be quite rough with my balls, like them squeezed and pulled.

Depends on the quality of the blowjob too - plenty of women think they're great at oral, but really aren't (in the interests of equality I acknowledge that this applies to men too, lol). From my last gf i much preferred a hand job as oral from her wasn't great (not her fault, just an...

What's your favourite marsupial?

Was offered a chance to get into it years ago, by one of the women I met during my swinger period, she worked in online porn.

Cleudo.

Not any time i can remember recently, but today I had a can of coke explode. Cleaning exploded coke from a venetian blind is dull.