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I’d start off slow, getting deeper and deeper with every stroke until I was all the way inside you….

Yep!!

That can thump up and down on me anytime

Happy Thursdays to you!!!

Do you know where it is?

Hmmmm a hard no…. I think with the right person with the right connection there isn’t really any hard no’s. Especially if it’s something they were keen on trying (of course apart from anything illegal). Question: what things are must do’s aka hard yes’s for you in the bedroom?

Do you need your hands warming up?

It’s a no from me! I don’t want to risk setting off airport security any more than I do already! Question: is it effectively time travel when you go to places with different time zones?

Well as we’re mearly a spec in the vastness of time and space I would say a brief overlap of intimate existence, it would be silly to complicate things unnecessarily. Question; Just because we can’t see the end how do we know space is infinite?

Lol, oatmeal is basically the glue that holds everything together! And 7 for a good list! Unless the list is 1. Have relations with Firefly, then that’s a great list! Question: how do you remove dried on wheatabix from a bowl?

Can we see you with your cucumbers?

I thought we were already friends….. No pull out couch sorry, so you’ll just have to share the bed with me! Question: Are tree houses actually houses, or are they technically bungalows?

Hmmmm I feel I need to investigate this further to make sure all is working correctly for you… I would say yes, as you can’t be cloned from a toenail! Just make sure you don’t leave any hair follicles about! Question: is it ok to sleep naked at a friends house?

It’s probably more the hotdogs you have to worry about over the cucumbers… but it also depends on where you’re putting them to transport them there… Question: Do vibrators buzz, Or do them Hummmmm?

You know you’re in for a great time when you have to put a towel down ;)

I would imagine it depends on the position of your pole and if you’re half mast or full lol. Question: If a tree falls in the forest with no one around…. Do you still get wood?

Nice pics

I’d prefer live, but do you need to practise before a live show?

Can you send me the link?

We’ll let me know what you’re planning on wrapping around it and I’ll let you know if it’s hot…. Answer; I don’t think there is such a thing as too much! Coffee is life! So the more you drink the more you live! Question. Is a frothy milk moustache from a latte a sign of appreciate of a good cuppa?