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    Song Title chain game

    I must always add a little anecote. I woke up thinking about a sailor I knew once. About 15 years ago. Just friends - I would never go further with someone married. I'd not want that done on me. But God would I'd have loved to. I'm glad now it never happened. He was lost. His wife wanted to...
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    Last song you listened to

    I went to the doctor and guess what he told me... guess what he told me ? !! Paraphrasing Sinead O' C in 'Nothing Compares'. "There's nothing wrong - a good history to read, something like War and Peace, won't sort'. Animals !!! Fresh nettles on the bare arse would show more sensitivity.
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    Ryan ? Do you have Irish roots Ron ? When not acting like a nympho in nylons I am pretty well...

    Ryan ? Do you have Irish roots Ron ? When not acting like a nympho in nylons I am pretty well read and intelligent ;) You have a nice face - trusting. I hope I am right. Just a sense. You are also very cuddly and sexy wexy. lol ;) I am Irish - mad as a leprechaun. I mean - hatter. x
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    I need a bearded daddy to breed me and let me buck ride him rodeo ? I am a great cook, bottle...

    I need a bearded daddy to breed me and let me buck ride him rodeo ? I am a great cook, bottle washer and love to tuck daddy bear to bed and make him all loved and cuddly. After I have had his dose of manly milk.
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    Will I oil you head to toe, put you over my knees, milk your bull balls and spank ya baby ...

    Will I oil you head to toe, put you over my knees, milk your bull balls and spank ya baby ? You bad bad boy you.
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    Apologies for repetition. I just loved Sheena back in the day. I am not a one man anything. I have not let anyone touch me for over ten years. Had plenty of offers - but all the same - they just want your bunions. But, as of today, I am not a one or less than or more than - 'man' anything. All...
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    Your Guilty Pleasure Tunes .. Feel good songs

    When I wanna kick the livin' shit outta someone. Married men usually.
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    I'm sensing a stalker has come upon this one too. So this is just for you, lover.
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    Go Sheena E ya Scots lass with talent and class. Where did those years go folks ?! She was a real ass kicker. LOL Jus like lil ol' moi. Eh, Adie ?! LOL
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    Truth or Dare

    Have you ever tried a gorgeous little furry rat thing up you choocha ? Don't knock it 'til you have. I haven't myself but been told by polite society in Belgravia - it's better than crystal meth. lol Not funny. Every time I hear Velma I think Scooby Doo and those glasses. You need a wee...
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    Truth or Dare

    Was a scat sesh in a house in Belgravia once. He wanted a big long stifff turd to come out and slide into his throat. They really have some weird fetishes down that way but they pay well. I had not eaten a proper meal, if much of anything and down I squatted - imagining I was going to lay a...
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    Dunno what's happening in rest of UK - but over here in the Norf of Ireland they are starting vaccinations. Was a last min announcement. So that's good. Hope those need of it most - get it first - those on ALL front lines. Wouldn't it be AMAZING to fly to the sun where they have nudist...
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    Something uplifting. This lockdown crap is serious. I see Wales is back after the 'breaker' - on rise again. We are on more lock downs and likely more. People are going to go seriously mental come the 'New' Year for a long time. It's scarey. Vaccines are not cures, why changed every year...
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    Just a hello.

    Well hi y'all. All you mid lifers havin' crises, low self esteemers and dirty ol' men, and women, gettin' off talkin' durdy to each other and sharing pics you found somewhere else or yourself - thinking using yourself for power is empowering. My friendly trailer trash hoes. Wishin' all you old...
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    Jokes, any will do

    I hope there are no Americans on this UK site. All they 'export' around the world is their trash - including themselves. Even during WWII which they would not have got involved in only Japan saw through them. They were over to get the leg over while the wives at home - 'WHAM BAM, THANK YOU MAM...
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    So do I Nana. So do I !!! I can't wait to 'cross the stream' and leave this cesspit.
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    Another golden oldie - Greek, voice of an angel. It's sacrilege to put some of songs we do on this site don't you think ?! Or as near as.
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    Who remembers this ? I was on my first trip to US in a thing I thought would fall from the sky. Plastic things you put in your ears with about three songs over and over for eiight hours. This was one of them. But it brings back great memories and I did like Crystal.
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