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Congrats you now have a torch I wish for a bus

I like female mountains both front and back Do you want the red or blue pill

Granted you travel into a book bit get stuck inside the book FOREVER lol I wish that action movies were real life

Granted you eat raw chicken and get salmonella I wish that life had a purpose

Granted here is a worm filled apple I wish for a better life

Hmm no Do you know the muffin man

Granted woops you didn't ask for a space suit now you're a corpse floating in space I wish TV shows were better

Granted you've just been fired from work and lost all intimate and familial relationships now you have time for everything I wish for a wish

Granted you now live in the office/place of work that your work at congrats now everyone can see your morning face I wish I was a business man

I'm partially deaf so no Do you know

Granted you have a glass made of wine, now its left an embarrassing stain on your carpet I wish I owned a holiday home

Love them Do you enjoy TV

I didn't miss the e

Grope me

Where in the south west

Granted you now have free unlimited delivery of mouldy foods I wish that Donald trump explodes

Granted you now don't have to worry your day is planned out efficiently so you only have two 5 minute breaks a day I wish that I had more free time

Orgasm with me

No Do you like banoffe

Sexy as hell I like glasses on a lady when having fun x