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Fuck neither did the messaging service on your mobile. Simply please leave a message so here it is . Option fcuk

Original book lets you use your own imagination Funniest porn film titles shaving Ryan’s privates or Snow White does the Seven dwarves (maybe a new thread)

Definitely Mr Ben loved the cartoons. Batman and robin original tv series with Adam West or films of it

I have some superglue in my on my person apparently as strong as a welders cheese sandwich your welcome to sample it.[/ATTACH]

Vagina me

I’m interested do you keep a score card?

False i love my right hand. Its got my trigger finger taken many TNP has a favourite hand for me time.

Chat true actual false TNP wants to fell a connection not just an orgasm

Mutual pleasure me

In the office snack back seat of car any orgasm welcome cheeky wink. Over the bonnet or bending over the back seat

If I’m doing the cooking yes or I’ll forget something important like not lighting the oven so turkey still raw at three or worse under cook the sprouts Selection box or knickers for present.

Yet again in a new guise you continue to bore. Who set you up as the thread police. So what if they reply and liked doing so. How does that offend or impact upon you it’s only their time they are wasting.

On the darts theme at uni I played against John Lowe who was doing an exhibition at the the students union and later played against Eric Bristow at Uttoxeter Golf Club. I’m terrible at darts is maybe the interesting point.

So we don’t get into trouble wit

Delight me

Both Yorkshire morning hit PG evening if I want to sleep Controversial maybe Red or white wine with Turkey

Of course skillfully crafted whimsy is great eg poems of Edward Lear. TNP would like to go to sea in beautiful pea green boat

False TNP hopes Santa will deliver their wishes

Grope me

False wouldn’t inflict the sight of my knees on any unsuspecting member of the pubic. TNP has spilled a cold ice cream or hot dog on said bits whilst sunbathing