Search results

Do you know that you just ruined my reply. hahaha Do you think humour is a great part of foreplay sexy?

Do you want to discuss this’s over a night cap?

Yes, the sun would always shine if you were with me, dressed all hula hula sexy. Do you like being flirted with by really hunky handsome guys?

You haven’t… and don’t you think that’s very annoying for me?

I only want to win so that I can run off with you. Do you like all year sunshine?

The real question is that if you knew me, would you miss me?

Jane loves to please?

Yes, lust, love and passion - the perfect three. Do you you fight your inner passion, inner lust and inner love?

Yes… and lust at first sight too. Do you like lust?

I prefer my bacon floppy. Beans or tinned tomatoes?

I lost my virginity whilst doing my paper round.

Yes, normally… but Friday and Saturday nights can affect things. Does that make sense?

No… have you ever seen my wife?

Starter… dessert cums later. Do you swallow dessert or allow someone else to have it?

I have a big horn… but I can’t play it, bug women seem to like blowing it.

I have to confess that I don’t find pixilated ladies too attractive

No socks… any fucker who wears socks in bed is an uncouth cunt. Not many questions upset me but this one has angered me enormously. Soft cute kisses or wild, wanton tongue attacks?

Why old house has a gay ghost… it used to put the willies up me. Have you ever bought an Elton John record on eGay?

Is pineapple flammable?

The body of a sex maniac - I would welcome her getting all manic with me. Let’s make it happen.