Have you ever thought about becoming a naked house cleaner? Being paid to do a bit of hoovering and dusting in the nude and having naughty housewives begging you to fuck them? I know my missus would be gagging to ride your cock and have you fucking her!
34 is good - chubby is not so good - I know she get's horny seeing a well toned body. A big cock is always a bonus too, but 34 suggests you have staying power and stamina
In a small copse close to where I used to live, broad daylight, she was bent over a fallen tree and I was fucking her while a guy walking his dog stood watching about 50 yards away