Or just a thought go get a woman have her fuck your arse film it and send it to me so i can show my dildo bitch tommorow night what im gonna do to him. Plus i can use it to get myself of too.
Whats the matter hun have i hurt your little feelings dont worry ill give you 50 go and buy yourself something pretty, make sure its nice underwear so you can dance for me.
looked like shit, got dressed took a pic looked worse fuck cleaning the carpets im gonna read with my hands down my knickers then fall asleep in that position.
Fook yeah slap mi arse hun, bloody ell your a big boy aint ya cum on lets get crackin i got to pick up mi delivery from supermarket in a bit. I cant believe you dont find that sexy lol