Woohoo you’ve made my day, I’ve been waiting for ages to work that chat up line in. Your welcome for a service anytime, day or night or evenings or weekends or holidays or or or or
for those that don’t it goes, suck, squeeze, bang, blow.
And oh how I’d like to
suck,,,, on your fantastic pussy
squeeze,,, on those big jugs of yours
bang,,,,, your pussy for as long as humanly possible
blow,,,,,, every last drop from my nuts into your engine that I could muster...
“Aw jeesuus wud ya loke at those 2 yung gerls there, to be sure it’s a pretty site to behold and they just love the craic”. “Now those pictchairs would warm the cockles of any Irish lad, I know I’m a happy Lickraporn the day”. I’m away to play my fiddlydee