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Aeniad

Pegasus

Quality Street

True specially when on expenses TNP lets them pay for the taxi back to their home

Threesome

9 but were you a barrack room lawyer and what a cop out I think as a charitable act a picture is required

2 Tut tut wrong thread haha

False not hate more miffed TNP still splits the bill two ways at the end of the meal even when you’re doing driving so not drinking,only had tap water they had a bottle of Prosecco and your pudding stolen. So after all that TNP is a gentleman

True I can’t stand it when people steal my chips wtf! Or is that another thread TNP finds partners keep saying too full for a pudding then nearly demolish your sticky toffee pudding

Zeus You saw the way her body looked at me All address Calling me down She was so well turned Curve and volume Her body presented itself Clay I could mould it.

Virgil’s Aeniad Do You believe the enemy have sailed away? Or think that any Grecian gifts Are free Of craft? Is this the way Ulysses acts? Either Ahchaeans hide ,shut in this Wood, Or else this is an engine built against our walls… I fear the Greeks even when they bring gifts.

Pablo Nerudo I crave your mouth, your voice,your Hair. Silent and starving, I prowl through The streets. Bread does not nourish me, Dawn disrupts me,all day I hunt for the Liquid measure of your steps

Hymn to aphrodite Sappho extrac many year bc “Pubic hair that befits a goddess Pubic hair that equips a goddess That little arrowhead of pubic hair that Magnifies your thighs magnificence”

True don’t like my steak pie messed up with garlic just honest gravy and a top and a bottom TNP likes chips or mash with it and is this north south divide

Management speak: transformation rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

5 And a bore is still a nuisance lacking in charm or humour

False oops hadnt got my reading glasses on thought you said prune Omg before dj sees no TNP TNP likes puns

thank you I may sleep better for one night

I could do for you ya rascal

No not sadistic no joy in real pain or death surely but I suppose was taught to kill and expect the same from the enemy. Do like to cuddle up by an open fire ?