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Im too basic a human to use GIFs as that uses parts of a fancy phone that I dont dare travel incase I get lost in there and can't escape. I used an imoji once and my eldest son thought i was having a midlife crisis. So they are out of bounds..they are until the day I see a pair of elasticated...

Good lord! This is the best thing I've seen in ages

Omg! I've got stuff to do but it might get delayed as I think ill not pull myself out of this one. For the want of a better term haha!

I think this is a thread that was basically created in your honour. Fuck! You look really good. Wow!!

BigJugs and Auntie Jayne I dont know how I got here but I feel that you have not entirely taken this London fellows milf hunt entirely seriously. Bad bigjugs bad auntie Jayne. Pussies are lovely even mildly wonky ones..you know what? I got a tickle from telling you your were bad. If I'm a young...

I'm aware the the physical prowess of my penis is not of the sorts found on movies or on here with apparently the average man is actually hung like Dobbin the wonder horse. I'm not big enough to fill such member without needing a transfusion to stay alive or to at least stop me fainting. However...

Can you not just finish the job with the porn. Hmm. I know what you mean though as after spending day in chat my balls could explode. Hahann

Both hot!! Maybe more energy when younger but definitely dirtier and more skills as older

Hey thanks for getting back to me. Your very beautiful and it's going to be great seeing more of you

Amazing

Apocalyptic and beautiful

Do you know just how popular your going to be. My god. Literally drowning in fake profiles and someone else's dick pics. Haha! I wish you well. Btw I'm 47 and not ugly but I'm in Scotland so alas too far away. But if you ever feel the desire to give me a message please do because you are lovely

I think we should be friends

I was laying beside her this morning. With this ass at my wet cock and I was looking at your pictures. Hot as fk

No thank you

It's an amazing thing to see. A sexy mature woman in pantyhose is heaven

One of many

Literally the greatest thread in history

Your going to be popular