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Stain

My first ever job, at age 18 was a bingo caller at a Prize Bingo on the prom (kinda public speaking). I definitely like the sound of my own voice :rolleyes: Do you like Bingo?

Space Invaders

Come on guys - who's gonna be the first to tell young Helen they're an animal? ;)

Well, I had intended spending the afternoon at my local cricket club. Fucking Bastard Cunting RAIN!! :mad:

I've never used a chat up line - generally, I just stand around 'looking beautiful' :rolleyes: Do you think a spontaneous approach to conversation might prove more effective?

Donkey Kong

Tantric Massage

Birthday Present

True - Grumpy slept the sleep of a thousand bastards TNP finds a clear conscience aids sound sleep

Perhaps quantity has it's own quality. Would multiple escape routes be prudent?

Spermatogenesis :cool: (no googling involved, just a word I happen to use EVERY day) :rolleyes:

Unburdened

Absolutely sweet FA!! :) (the day is my own - perhaps I should consider making a 2nd coffee?) To all those who have to work today - I'd like to send a heartfelt 'thank you' for your efforts - they are much appreciated. :rolleyes: OK, I'd better get back to doing fuck all! (SMUG Oldish Man)

Dinner with the in-laws *shudders at the memory*

Pit Bull

Distant relatives

Movie Prop