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Ok thats just rude and childish Mari!!! So, yeah just name a time and preferred coffee house and I'll meet you there. Or come round to my place and freeze your boobies off while I crush coffee beans into my Bialetti with my bare hands. Thats not a euphemism by the way. Xx

Yes I'm sure I could squeeze you in if I budge up a...oh...I see...my mistake. Sorry :(

Yes. I do have American Psycho style exfoliation gloves for the shower. And i'm not even a wee bit embarresed about it. So you can kiss my soggy bottom!!! Happy Wednesday ya sexy wee bastards ye!!!

Sorry. Had to cobble this together quite quickly. I can do better.

An ass!!! In the Erection Section!!! What madness is this??? SNAKEASS.

Ok ok!! I know youre angry now...but wait till you see what I did with my ass!!!

Little bit of your eyeliner and eyebrow pencil too I think.

Ok well this is just unreasonably pretty and I'm good and cross now I really am I mean come on. And...9

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I have one. What do you need it for?

Just go with it man. This is a safe space.

Aaaw thank you! I was a wee bit pleased with that. Im just using my phone so no easy task but I feel I'm gradually maturing as an artist. Xx

Its a bunny wabbit.

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And isn't that what the baby jeebuz would've wanted? The true meaning of Christmas. Restored. By 10 pages of erect penis's. Amen xx

Holy fuck! Yes!!! Straight to the heart of me man!

I...I...I cannot think of a single witty response for some reason. Or speak intelligibley.