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False. Never been in touch with them. TNP Would like to take up a new hobby or interest

Queen me

It's a beautiful one in Sheffield. :)

Lessons from Life: A farmer had been digging a well outide his house. One morning he woke up and heard a sickening, sad braying noise coming from the deep hole. He quickly discovered that his old, faithful donkey had fallen in during the night. He realised there was no way of getting his poor...

Mustn't forget the basics. It's the small things that make a difference. Selling these on Amazon.

....when t'awd King came t' throne.

Love this song :):):)

Bravo, Sir :)

I'm always working on self-acceptance. Much better than I used to be. Working against nearly a lifetime of self-loathing, though. But I've started the journey. :) TNP Makes personal 'space' to relax and reflect.

The doctor gave me a year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved!

My mum said to me, 'Aww, love you're not useless. You can always be used as a bad example.'

I first suspected I might be ugly when I kept being given the camera during group photos.

I'm always in the wrong thread.

Starting to see a pattern developing here. Wonder if it could ever be an olympic event. Better get training. Team GB, here I come (pun intended).

Some questions are better left unanswered.

We'll all get out 15mins of fame

Ah, if Flexi12 were a newspaper editor......

Yes I do. But I've got a good excuse - I'm barking mad :D TNP won't do anything just simply to 'fit in' with the crowd.