Absolutely no chance you read it and still managed to post that, but if that was your real number you're lucky I'm too bored - else I'd be having fun and unbelievable pleasure without your help. Toodles.
I'd say I'm not normally that rude, but if I don't sound super-aggressive like half the time, be worried because it means I don't like you (unless I actually mean it). Put most of the about me into my profile, since people who will look past boobies and thighs will actually go there first if...