This is a rude and sexual misuse of Right Said Fred's lyrics!! I am shocked and appalled.
Why Fred himself would be devastated!
Made me feel a bit funny in my pants though I have to say.
Ah...I see...just as I thought...nobody cares about old Bukowski's thong challenge...*stares wistfully out at the ocean. A single tear falls into the cold, silent and indifferent darkness*
:(
Shit. Missed the deadline.
I really want to meet this challenge just out of sheer bloody mindedness.
But its kind of a hassle. My access to thongs is pretty limited just now. All routes that dont include buying one (I'm not that invested) involve a really awkward conversation. Also,
if the...