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This is Steve Steve is sad because he was looking forward to sitting next to you and cuddling all night. You chucked him long and far Steve is a slug It'll take him weeks to slither back to your bed Poor Steve

Can you two not read?

Caveman joins site... Caveman clicks search... Caveman types in his location... Caveman sees a woman has posted from his location!... Caveman's penis twitches.. Caveman sticks a message on the old, dead thread hoping that this woman will suddenly appear and offer to bend over for him... Caveman...

Post was THREE YEARS AGO User who posted is now a GUEST - They no longer have an account here The chances of you getting laid by this woman are so remote, that you could win the lottery twice a week for the rest of the year and you would still not be anywhere near lucky enough to find this woman.

Post was January 16th 2023 - THREE YEARS AGO User not been seen since October 26th 2023 - TWO AND A HALF YEARS AGO Whatever window of opportunity you had in getting laid by two hot women in a fucking car has long since passed. I suspect it passed on January 16th 2023

Post is THREE YEARS OLD User is now a guest, meaning she's had her account deleted and no longer hangs out here. No matter how many times you post on this thread, you will not get to suck on a young woman's tits. Learn to read.

Three people who can't read...

Post is 2 and a half years old User hasn't been seen for a couple of years. People, check the flipping dates of things before necro'ing a post. It really isn't hard. Simply writing a new comment on a post from years ago isn't going to get you laid, no matter how much you wish it. Try talking...

User is no longer a member Post is 2 and half years old Have a wank ffs you lot

POST IS FIVE YEARS OLD USER HASN'T BEEN SEEN FOR 3 YEARS You have absolutely no chance of getting your dick wet with this women. You may have fucked your chances of getting your dick wet AT ALL on this site. Real women do use this site. Real women do see your profiles. Real women do look to...

slaps his forehead... She posted this 3 and a half years ago. Hasn't been seen for nearly a year now. Even if she wanted a shag then, that was 3 and a half years ago. You lot all are this guy

You all are this guy...

all of you guys come in via the About tab rather than the Chat tab

Joined Sep 6, 2019 Last seen Sep 6, 2019 Idiots

They are working again now. They were down for 10 minutes or so... People were suffering from porn withdrawl...