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Ah! Who recently got their threads mixed up? Should she stand on the naughty step..? Who will offer clemency to the person on the naughty step?

Quite possibly Ted Soap or shower gel?

Mate

Mesolithic

I’m very discreet Left hand or right hand

Queef me

I’m not really scary :-)

X-ray specs

Open me

Make me :)

America

Probably a good healthy spam fritter Thick cut or thin cut marmalade

Eric Carmen

Definitely sandwich, wraps are too modern for me. Semolina or tapioca

Edith Piaf

Ian Hunter….Mott the Hoople, saw them when I was much younger and Queen were their support band. Got dragged along by older cousins. Happy days :)

Yes away with friends in Whitby

Hahaha……Are you making these up??? Good morning by the way, got to be careful, my friends are getting up and I’d rather they didn’t know I’m on this website :) Eric Clapton

Didn’t you find Colin Firth emerging from a pond as Mr Darcy more arousing?

Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch. Am I really that old?