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My word... Last seen 6 YEARS AGO. I think it's safe to assume that she couldn't give a flying fuck that a man on some internet sex forum finds her attractive. Please gentlemen, use your fucking brains and stop thinking with your penises. It makes you look like proper dicks.

*shakes his head* Did you read any of the posts before you guys? She is NOT HERE. She's no longer a user of this site. You are literally flirting with fresh air.

Clearly I’ve gone for being dressed like a milk tray man. Who doesn’t love chocolate?

Excellent work. The thread was nearly 4 YEARS dead but, like Frankenstein you have ressurected it. Just so you could put a picture of your cock on it. Oustanding

I'm gonna say purple

Seriously, 4 YEAR OLD thread from a user that deleted their account ages ago. I know it's early in the morning, have some coffee and engage your brain before thinking with your penis...

True, and night... Infact when do I sleep? TNP has a hidden desire

It's like this on chat sometimes. Hundreds of men, all without brain cells between them. It's no wonder women leave. They wouldn't know how to stimulate a woman if their lives depended on it...

Oh look, another man who failed to use his brain....

Top Tip: If their username is black, not red and it says GUEST under it, that means they have deleted their account and left for pastures new. The chances of them seeing your message is slim to none. You know that thing that is inside your head which sometimes makes you do stuff? Why don't some...

TWO YEARS AGO she posted that message. Do you guys honestly think she is still looking after all that time? She doesn't even have an account here anymore... Sheeesh. Use your brains!!

Moist force one

How I generally can be found when pissing about on chat…

@Chrisgal710 She posted this 4 YEARS AGO and no longer has an account here. Don't you people think?

Sensing the theme yet...