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See you next Tuesday then

That's what happens when you type a message with your penis.

You sound delightful, petal x

Did it hurt... when you fell down from heaven? ;)

Hi Sayeeda That sounds pretty hot. Permanently horny 34 m uk here with a vivid imagination x

Thanks John

Hi Neginx, great pair. I see you've featured on popular porn site, Xhamster too. Been in the porn industry long? https://thumb-p0.xhcdn.com/a/YudCLuHnoaTVB3hpHvKfMg/000/278/154/230_160.jpg

Which conveniently coincides with the witching hour

Mind if I just post my long card number, expiry date and security number in here instead babe?

Yup. With wipe clean leather seats ;)

I'm nearby if you are looking for a non-dom, or a random, or wisdom, os a condom

Not really trolling, more a genuine question. Whatever floats your boat though.

I'm just wondering how long you have to trawl the internet for to find dopplegangers of your exs?

You're going to have an interesting vocab if you've come here to develop your English. Good luck!

Keep 'em keen. Clean and sheen, so I can flick your bean.

That's a good choice I think. Clean and sheen.

I'm curious to conduct a little social experiment on the public's pubic preferences... Fluff on the muff? Smooth on the groove? Short back and sides?

Hung... Over

That's just showing off!

Just about to actually