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Will there be a cake? I like the millions of other chaps would love to come, just let me know if you could. Thanks and see you soon x

This is the way

Stop the pigeon by Dick Dastardly and his snickering canine sidekick, Muttley. Does that count as it is a theme song?

Oh yes :) Love the shoes amongst other things

Are you wearing a Masquerade mask in this picture? That's hot

A poem by me part 1 I gave you the number of my hotel suite, I'm going to treat you like a piece of meat. The knock on the door gives me a quiver, I see you standing there and starting to shiver. There is no safe word here other than trust, I rip open your blouse and kiss your heaving...

A poem by me part 2 I squeeze your nipples between my finger and thumb, My cock is throbbing hard against your bum. I push open your legs and smack my hand off your pussy, I call you a dirty slag, a bitch, a slut, a hussy. I make you crawl across the hotel room floor, I can see your pussy...

Today's poem by me part 2 I slide a finger into her bum, Pushing against my cock she starts to cum. Her legs shake and she lets out a moan. I push the tip of my dick inside her ass and hear her groan. It seems like neither of us will ever stop cuming. Who'd of thought she'd love a bumming

Today's poem by me part 1 She had long black hair and pretty green eyes, The bulge in my pants I could not disguise. I bend her over and put my cock inside her. Within seconds my balls are dripping from her wet vagina.

Today's poem by me; As I lye here masturbating, Imagining us fornicating. The slap back and forth of my nuts, Against the gateway to your guts.

How do you wank off a cucumber?

Today's poem; I really like to feel your bum, It always makes me want to cum. I love to stare into your eyes, While I bang away between your thighs. X

Today's poem by me; Not all roses are red, And violets are purple not blue, The number of pi to six decimal places is 3.141592. I will admit this poem may not be sexy, adult or rude, But I assure you as I write it I am in the nude ;)

No I don't think so, that tiled floor would be murder on my knees.