Hehehe so Mariposa I have some lingo for u to learn and I have done some alterations to the mini kilt...
1) awrite there gorjus= hello there handsome Sir.
2) gone fur a swally= shall we have a beverage
3) get yer kit aff= can u kindly remove your clothing
4) that wiz heavy bangin man= that was extremely fabulous dahling.
5) catch ye laterz= I shall be with u later dear