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I can hold your hand but I’m getting a little dizzy.. may been to put an arm around you.. just to steady myself and you like… and I’ll take the big table not the little one… haha

I’m so sorry for the inconvenience, But yes, it's probably in everyone's best interest that you just hold on to me.
Jesus! Carl that’s really a horrible gif! I can do better than that, you just wait until tomorrow!

There’s no inconvenience, just an added extra. Ok then I can hold on. In the interested of safety, obviously, the best way would be for you to stand in front of me with your legs braced. I will then hold onto you from behind. Arms tight over your chest and my body tight to yours… it’s the internationally known technique for safety when attending a spinning at afternoon tea.. honestly…

Yeah?

Yeah of course… two body’s tight together is always the best way for many things.. conserves heat, creates a solid base, allows both to help each other, helps populate the world, errr I mean it helps communicatation and allows comfort

Oh that makes sense

Of course, I speak a lot of sense.. and only sense.. so you should listen and agree with everything I say….

Carl, what’s that scent of incense and why are you swinging a pendulum in front of me?

That’s no incense and that’s definitely not a pendulum… look into my eye, not around the eye… err I mean look into my eyeS not around the eyeS…

Oh

Your under..!!! ‍

I know, I know

Now tell me, do you want to make my night amazing for me..

Does it involve scones and whipped cream?